My BLAH Moment of the Day - Bloated

I was so stressed and pressured at work last week that I noticed that my tummy was... expanding! My husband noticed it and asked, "Honey, are you pregnant, and you're not telling me?" That's his nice way of saying I'm getting fat. So, I told him, "Honey, of course, I'm not pregnant! My high stress just makes me bloated and I think it's just a big fat gas that doesn't want to come out of my you what!"